I´m afraid of the dark

Hi! I'm Feri! Also know as the dumb person that writes sad stories, laughs at innapropiate times and likes nsfw stuff. Enjoy!( ● ´ ー ` ● )

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

kouaoi:

NAGISA’S SUCH AN ASSHOLE HE LIKE

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OOPS

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hongkongvevo:

makoto tachibana is the type of guy who sees the “hows my driving?” sticker on the back of an 18-wheeler and calls to compliment their driving

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here